You Can’t Afford Me
Saturday, March 22nd, 2008Hell, I can't even afford the therapy I need after looking at this grainy photo.
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Hell, I can't even afford the therapy I need after looking at this grainy photo.
New details on euthanized sperm whale
Friday, January 4th, 2008New details on euthanized sperm whale Fort De Soto Park, Florida -- New information has been released regarding the sperm whale that came into the mouth of Tampa Bay over the weekend. Anyone taking bets on how many people caught the innuendo before this was published?
Wedding Dance
Tuesday, November 27th, 2007Pretty funny, and well done first dance. The fun starts about 30 seconds in.
Stupid Shit People ACTUALLY Put On Their Resumes
Monday, October 29th, 2007Stupid Shit People ACTUALLY Put On Their Resumes | MadConomist.com 1. I am very detail-oreinted.2. My intensity and focus are at inordinately high levels, and my ability to complete projects on time is unspeakable. 3. Thank you for your consideration. Hope to hear from you shorty 4. Enclosed is a ruff draft ...
Bad English Tattoos
Monday, October 22nd, 2007I got this killer tattoo with those funny looking European characters. The inker told me it's English for 'Courage and Compassion'. The chicks are gonna crazy when they see this.
We Don’t Like The Term ‘Beaver’.
Friday, October 5th, 2007"We don't like the term 'beaver'. We feel that it's pejorative. We prefer to be called 'vagina squirrels'."