LR2 Blogs

Gene Weingarten writes an interesting article for the Washington Post about a list of phrases that he couldn’t find. Of course once he wrote the article he became the only link, and now bloggers are following suit by listing the phrases themselves.

So here are my favorites:

• Googlenope.
• Queen Elizabeth’s buttocks.
• Caviar ‘n’ taters.
• . . . much to Paris Hilton’s embarrassment . . .
• I was helped by the federal government.
• If you take off your bra, I’m calling the cops.
• I believe dust mites have souls.
• The best pork chops in Jerusalem.
• Tiffani Suarez.
• Moishe Goebbels.
• Please accept these underpants as collateral . . .
• I owe my life to unprotected sex.
• I’m going to be concentrating on my home-wrecking now.
• Nelson Mandela is a doo-doo head.
• My grandchildren are so ugly.
• Hey, this tastes like aardvark.
• Laura Bush’s secret tattoo.
• I’ll take Deaths by Autoerotic Asphyxia for $400, Alex.
• Pizza with Condoleezza.
• The dainty Hillary Clinton.
• Wearing only a codpiece and a sombrero.
• George W. Bush’s subtlety.

And now some that I found:

• “consensual sex among trekkies”
• “flaming coconut tree”
• “elated grizzly”

See what you can find, it’s not all that difficult.