The Onion | Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?

The Onion | Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?
I’m not going to quote anything from the article because I’m probably already pushing the NSFW line with the title of this post, but this article is really funny. If you are in a tolerant environment and the title appeals to you, just read it.
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I am understandably curious as to how so MANY queers seem to find their way past your zipper and into your undies.
If you didn’t like it, wouldn’t you be destroying their heads before they locked their jaws on your own?
Closet queen in denial if you want to know the truth.
As Shakespeare wrote: “To thine ownself, be true!”
Comment by Gammy — January 11, 2006 @ 12:27 am
HHHHHHHHHMMMM from the sounds of your story you enjoy getting your COCK sucked off. if you aare to do what you say in this the guy you do it to might like it also remember their are some that like thaat in the REAR. I know i would love to give you a head job too you are a hot looking man. WOOF WOOF
Comment by Wally — March 18, 2006 @ 1:06 am
I would like to be one of those guys that you shoved your cock into their ass. By the Way I give really good head also, I bet your cum is real sweet. I do love your approach with shooting cum all over my face and in my hair.
Comment by Sammy — March 25, 2006 @ 12:16 am