Ruminations | Funny Quotes or Deep Thoughts?

Ruminations | Funny Quotes or Deep Thoughts?
I don’t necessarily believe this rumination, but it’s still funny.
It’s better to be a red person in a blue state
than a blue person in a red state. As a red
person, if your blue neighbors turn into a mob
at least you have a gun to protect yourself.
As a blue person, your only hope is to appease
the red mob with herbal tea and marinated tofu.(Phil Garding)